If you are of a particular age then this movie (TMNT circa 1990) is burned onto your gray matter hard drive, every scene and line of dialogue forever taking up space and crowding out more vital information. Including this scene (“...regular? Or menthol?“), which I just recently learned is actually a young Sam Rockwell in one of his earliest performances. He would go on to be in lots of movies and win awards but it all began with this little 18-second cameo. 

Alas, I think I’m too old now but joining the Foot Clan looks pretty rad. Cool friends, free martial arts training, video games, snacks, skateboarding lessons **and** free cigarettes. In New York, that last one alone would be worth joining.